Fiona Apple was arrested in the Texas border town of Sierra Blanca on Wednesday night for possession of marijuana. You know what else they should have arrested her for?
THAT SHIRT!
While the ill-fitting, straight jacket-esque, horizontal black and white stripe shirt is appropriate for a prison visit, it's not okay in real life. I guess it's all gone downhill since her Lilith Fair days in the 90s.
Hey Fiona, wake up, drink a milkshake, and get a mirror.
Love and shoes,
Kim
I'm sure most of you have seen these heinous things, but I have to share my disdain for such a travesty in fear some women out there might not know what to do when faced with such fashion vomit. First line of defense: run. run away quickly. Second line: scream and beat them senselessly.
Not only are these horrendously unflattering on everyone (toddlers excluded) they don't even have their own department. I found these in the accessories section of Dillard's with the belts and scarves. Pants are not an accessory but even the department stores don't know what to do with these dreadful things.
Ladies, if you know what's good for you and the good of the public, please, please, PUH-LEASE stay away from these leggings of evilness. There are so many other options for colorful bottoms. We don't need to be traipsing around looking like clowns stuffed in ribbed sausage casing.
This concludes my public service announcement. As you were.
Love and shoes,
Kim:-)
