From Songbird to Jailbird

Fiona Apple was arrested in the Texas border town of Sierra Blanca on Wednesday night for possession of marijuana. You know what else they should have arrested her for?

THAT SHIRT!

While the ill-fitting, straight jacket-esque, horizontal black and white stripe shirt is appropriate for a prison visit, it's not okay in real life. I guess it's all gone downhill since her Lilith Fair days in the 90s. 

Hey Fiona, wake up, drink a milkshake, and get a mirror.

Love and shoes,
Kim