Should you feel like a hot mess...

Just take a look at these people and you'll feel a whole lot better aobut yourself. These are tragic outfits. TRAGIC.

First up we have a relative of Big Bird. A very distant relative. One that is only brought up after Oscar the Grouch has had one too many white russians with Cookie Monster and starts revealing the skeletons of Sesame Street. Any who, seems her milk glands have come in nicely and the feathers are an effective way to attract all the attention to her growing bump, cuz that's what every pregnant woman wants. Good job on looking tarred and feathered, literally. I have four words for K-Dash: Bye, Bye, Black Bird. 

Enter the Abominable Snowman, aka Lindsey Lohan, aka this is what your style looks like on drugs, aka I blame her parents, aka WTF happened here?

This last one just baffles me. Julianne is so cute, petite, and bubbly. I don't understand ANY of these, um, err, looks? It's like she's trying to be edgy but those baby blues shout All American Girl. Jules, just accept your inner American Sweetheart and put on a Ralph Lauren number so we can all go on about our day.

Love and shoes,

Kimberly