Happy Birthday, Mom

Hi Friends-
So, today is my moms ??th birthday (I got your back, Mom) and I figured a tribute to Sue is a good high note to tie up 2015.

Susan Inman Russell was born to be a mom (and grandma!). A loving, caring, beautiful, smart, crazy, know-it-all mom. I say all that with 100% love because as much as we try to avoid it, most girls become versions of their mother. I don't know why we fight it so much - moms are great. Yes there are things that make us go "UGGGGHH" about our mothers but what other person in the entire world will ever love you like your mother loves you? In some cases, no one, but I'm one of the lucky ones. My mom and I are very much alike which is the root of most of our arguments. It would be much easier if she would just realize I'm always right, but that's neither here nor there. She is also the basis of most of my comedic material. It's pure gold, so thank you for that, mom :-)

I'm 35 but I will always need my mom. When I'm sick, whether it's mild or crawling-to-the-bathroom sick, I call my mom. When I don't understand the complicated insurance jargon on my company forms, I call my mom. When I need to know if I should test the expiration date of meat, I call my mom. When I need unused antibiotics, I call my mom. I mean my mom watches my dog every day while I'm at work, which I fear will probably come to an end when the grandbaby gets here but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

One of my favorite 'mom' memories is us cruising in her Oldsmobile with me sitting on the arm rest in the front seat (not super legal but I did buckle myself in) singing the classic Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers hit 'Islands in the Stream.' It's our song not because of the meaning but because of our 'tradition' every time it came on in the car. To this day, every time I hear that song, I immediately think of my mom with her fab 80s hair beboppin' with me, the little girl who looked pretty much like a boy until I hit first grade. It will always be one of my favorite songs and will hold a very special place in my heart.  

Sue will always be my mom and I will always be her first born and nothing can change that. Last week we were talking about how I HATE talking on the phone and she pointed out that there will come a time when I will want to pick up the phone to call her and she won't be around. As morbid/depressing as that sounds it's a reality and I don't ever want that day to come. So, as one of your gifts I promise to call you more and not get exasperated when you ask me more than one question (haha).

Mom, I love you with all my heart and hope you have a wonderful year. I also hope this made you cry because you realized you raised such a wonderful daughter - hahaha!

Love,
Kimberly

Bridesmaid Dresses: Trust me, I'm a professional

You guys! I've been a bridesmaid twice this year and 7 times total so that makes me 20 short from being Katherine Heigl in the movie 27 Dresses but still enough to be considered a professional. I just wanted to share a secret (well, not really secret) online Bridal shop that has really cute, affordable, and comfortable bridesmaid dresses. Let me introduce you to Azazie.com. This online bridal shop offers wedding and bridesmaid dresses plus some accessories. You can order by size or send in your measurements for a custom-fit dress (note: custom fit dresses are not returnable). Here's my Azazie story:

When my cousin, Jenny B, now Jenny D, told us we would be ordering our dresses online I had questions and clearly needed more information. Was it going to be quality fabric? Will they have good customer service should I have 35 questions about fit? Is the color pretty? Can we exchange them if they look horrendous? Much to my surprise and glee, the answers to all my questions were a resounding 'YES!'

Fabric: Jenny D chose chiffon so it flowed like butta' and hid any and all sins. The dresses weren't fitted so we had plenty of room to shake our groove thang. And if that isn't enough room for you, you could do as one of the bridesmaids, Kayti, did and just cut the dern thing at the reception! Side note: Jenny D approved of this before the chopping commenced. #ihatelemonchiffon

Customer Service: Luckily, I only had one question regarding the sizing and the gals at Azazie were ON IT. I got a response the next day that was so polite, professional, and helpful. They really do want you to be happy and look great in their dresses. #rightontopofthatrose (hint: that is from a Christina Applegate movie that I LOVE)

Fit: As with every single bridesmaid dress in the history of bridesmaid dresses the dress I chose needed a few alterations but nothing crazytown. I just needed to hem the bottom and take in the top a bit. Nothing outrageously difficult and nothing that I wouldn't have done to any other dress. Some of the gals didn't have to do a thing (lucky bitches! and I say that with love) Unless you are mega tall you will ALWAYS have to hem a bridesmaid dress and I ain't gonna be mad if I have to TAKE IN a dress, for Pete's sake! That's what you want so I was happy to make these alterations. #doesthisbouquetmakemelookfat

Color: Since Jenny D's color inspiration was 'Citrus Explosion' (okay, so I added the explosion part but it was really bright and happy so it totes fits) she chose a watermelon chiffon. The color was deliciously gorgeous on all the girls. Also, it made you look tan even if you really look like Powder (does anyone remember that movie?!?). Any way, weddings are such a magical and happy time and this was the perfect color for the amount of happiness at this wedding. #icarriedawatermelon? (hint: that is from one of Jenny D's fave movies even if she fell asleep during the opening credits)

Exchange Policy: So, ordering anything online can raise anxiety levels and the fact that it's a bridesmaid dress can make it even more stressful because everyone will be looking at you walking down the aisle! Oh wait, that's the bride. Regardless, if you are a bridesmaid that means you are special to the bride and in return you want to look your best which means you want your dress to look fabs, or as close to it as possible. Here's the beauty of Azazie: if you don't like the dress you order you have two weeks to return it. Two weeks might not sound like a lot of time but who doesn't rip open a package the day it arrives to check out the loot? No one - that's what I thought! So, the first dress I ordered was cute but the cut of the top wasn't working for my lady pillows and I would have had to purchase yet another torture device that masks as a bra and I wasn't in the mood for all that jazz. So, I sent it back, ordered a new dress, it came in, I loved it, had it altered, rocked it, end of story. #exchangeittillyoumakeit

I would highly recommend Azazie and no I'm not being paid to write this blog (although that would be a dream come true). Azazie is also a great option because the bride can pick the color and fabric and then the maids can chose from over 100 different styles. There is literally something for everyone. So, before I go, here are a few photos of the dresses so you can admire the color, fit, and quality. P.S. my dress was only $129! Enjoy!

With the BEAUTIFUL Bride, Jenny D and Aunt Judy

 

Fabulously stunning line up I'd say!

Pretty sure I was laughing at my sister here

 

close up of the neckline (which I loved) and a little sass for ya'. muah!

 

Love and shoes,

Kimberly

Jack & Monroe - you should shop here!

So, I'm not a huge online shopper because I wasn't blessed with a supermodel's body and it takes a few strikeouts in an actual dressing room to find that perfect acceptable fit. However, when I find a fashion gem, I share it with whomever  (or is it whoever? whatever) is listening whether they care or not. Ya' never know when something might stick, right? Plus, I have plenty of girlfriends who are on the same fashion plight as me - wanting to dress your age with a 'hip and cool' twist AND for a good price point. Don't get me wrong, I still walk by Forever 34 (I know, it's Forever 21) and sometimes think to myself "look at that cute top. I think I can still pull that off" but then quickly come upon the Ann Taylor LOFT window and realize "oh yeah, I'm 34. Know your place, Kim!" Needless to say, I do my research and report my findings, which leads me to my newest online store that I love: 

Jack & Monroe

(click and shop)

This trendy, affordable shop is owned by my good friend, Mackenzie Hensley, who I've known since my days at CMAI - my first real-life job out of college. 'Jack' is the middle name of her cute bambino, Tatum, and 'Monroe' is the middle name of her sweet princess, Addison. I love family and love the fact that she used her children as inspiration. Now, you might be saying "oh, you're just making this post because it's your friend." Well, you are wrong. Dead wrong, Madame! I am posting because I wholeheartedly believe in my friend, her customer service is top notch, and I own many pieces from her shop that I L-O-V-E. Like I said before, I don't have a supermodel body where I can throw anything on and walk out the door, however, the items I've purchased from Jack & Monroe have been great go-to pieces and wonderful additions to my wardrobe. Plus, and this is a biggie, Mackenzie is like the Nordstrom of online customer service. An added bonus: it's FREE standard shipping. That means you can spend MORE money guilt free! Can we say "accessories!"

Here are my reviews of a few items that I own so you can really see, like real-life proof, how these online pieces translate to a 'normal' bod:

The Cute 'N' Sassy Kimono (note: this is not the official product name; I just like to go rogue)
I NEVER thought a kimono would be a good fit for me. I assumed they would look like a sack. However, when I wore this hot little number to work one day, I received 4 compliments! I'm showing it with just a simple tank, jeans, and mixing patterns with my animal print wedge (rawwr!) I can also see this kimono with a slimmer sundress, maxi, or fitted crops. Also, if you are blessed with a body that can strut in a jumpsuit, A) I'm jealous and B) I think this would be a great layering piece. Also-also, you can belt it to give it more shape.
(My sweet Gracie enjoyed this selfie photo shoot so I had to include her!)

 

 

Hi Gracie!

Swirl-it-Up Maxi (credit for 'swirl it up' is given to my cousin, John Berno)
I recently threw this easy-like-a-Sunday-morning maxi on and loved every maxi-minute. It's an effortless piece for a casual look yet the print gives it a dressy feel that's perfect for a night out. The material is light enough for the brutal Houston heat but substantial enough so you don't give the whole world a show like those see-through Lulu pants (bummer, Lulu). Add a chunky necklace or long strands, some sandals or wedges, and maybe even a floppy hat and you, girlfriend, are ready for the summer. Go Swirl It Up!

 

The Naughty Southern Belle Baseball Tee
If you know me, you KNOW I don't play sports but guess what: you don't have to in order to wear this cute little baseball top. I love a slogan tee, especially when it's about my Southern roots and this shirt is a home run (see what I did there?). It's kitschy, cute, and anyone with Good Ol' Southern pride will want to rip this top right off you. Bless their hearts. I haven't taken this lady off the bench for a test run yet but I bet it's a big hit at the bars. I can just hear the pickup lines now...I do declare!

 

 

Top it with some Sugar (sugar = accessories. see maiden blog post for explanation)
I live for accessories. I firmly believe the right accessories can take an outfit from drab to fab. Many people don't see the value in spending money on the 'sugar' but I can't tell you how many times someone has complimented an accessory that I was sporting. To me, an outfit without an accessory is like cake without the icing. GET OUT with that blasphemy! So do yourself a favor and go for sugar. Behold some adorable blue and gold earrings and a 'lacie' headband, which are all the rage right now.

 

 

As you can see from my personal photos and anecdotes, I'm not trying to blow smoke up your maxi - I truly want to spread the word about good finds and Jack & Monroe has my stamp of approval. I realize my stamp of approval probably means nothing to most people but for what it's worth, it's stamped and it's approved! I support good things, good people, and good causes and Mackenzie is all of these wrapped up in a hardworking, creative, loving wife, mother, and business woman. She's pretty much a super hero and has your back when it comes to fresh fashion. So give it a Google and check out Jack & Monroe. I hope you find a little sugar on your shopping adventures!

love and shoes,
Kimberly

I love a good tutu but...

Dearest Lena,
I love you and the idea of your Emmy outfit, just not the execution. If I could have a little less volume, a little less length, with a crisp white structured V-neck, capped sleeve shirt, I could really get behind this look.

 

Soooo, I'd like to request that I look like THIS when I'm pregnant. I don't think it's too much to ask.

 

People are raving about Julia, Julia, Julia! But as my bf, Chris said so eloquently: "it looks like she has a bad STD". Get this woman some ointment.

 

Hey, Gone with the Wind's costume closet called...you know the rest. 

 

 

Ma' fave.

 

 



love and shoes,

kimberly

I'm Baaaaack!

Oh my shoes! I have been away for so long and do apologize. There have been so many times this past year that I've thought to myself "I should blog about that" but then the Real Housewives of Orange County or Teen Mom 2 comes on and sitting on the couch was so much easier than TURNING ON MY LAPTOP RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I mean, so ridiculous. And yes, I do watch those shows...religiously.

Well, I've finally gotten myself together and have recommitted to this blog. (Disclaimer: I will most likely still have long lapses in time where I post but my intentions are real.) So, what got me back? Well, I was doing my afternoon social media skim and I got lost in some paleo blog that I'll never cook anything from b/c anything that has more than 3 ingredients and 2 steps is too much for me, and that got me thinking about my blog and wondering if it's still around (ya' never know). So, I did a quick search and here I am! I read my last blog and got inspired again. Well, not my very last one b/c that was about how I despise anything that's boyfriend cut, which is still a firm HATE. It was my '2012 Typing Up Loose Ends' entry that really got me jazzed. It was almost like talking to your past self and being so excited to tell her what all has happened to her since you've been gone (whoa, that's cosmic or something).

I'm not going to bite off more than I (or you) can handle on my first post back b/c trying to post a years worth of information is crazy insane and makes me tired just thinking about it (there seems to be a lazy theme in this blog. yikes). But for reals, it's tiring NOT because I'm lazy but because so many fun and great things have happened!

In order to avoid being overwhelmed, I make lists. I feel they are helpful and easy to read/skim. So, here is my List of Life (since April of last year):

1. I still hate Crocs
2. I went to the wedding of my high school friend, Anne, and celebrated her union to Ryan. So fun and the wine was TDF (to die for).
3. I went to another lovely wedding of two friends, Jenna and John, and met a very important person at that reception (more on that later). Also, I have to confess I missed the actual marriage part b/c I was at a hair appointment. There. I said it. Feels good to get that off my chest. I'm sorry, Jenna but it would have been a disservice to all if I showed up with my hair in such an unsightly state. You're welcome.
4. I went to Colorado to support my friend, Tara crush a 100-mile mountain bike race and confirmed I will never participate. Dude, there were people missing limbs (LIMBS!) and were still killing it like it was just another day. I have all my appendages and wouldn't be able to do what they do. Truly inspiring.
5. I went to Mexico to celebrate two friends, Charlie and Kelly, get married. Tropical, nautical, fantastical.
6. I went HUNTING for the first time in my life. I didn't kill anything nor will I ever be able to, but drinking a bottle of wine in the deer blind was fun.
7. I took a BFF Forever trip with my (duh) BFFs, Meagan and Lisa. You may have seen a few Instagram pics of us drinking our way through Charleston. I don't apologize. I won't! It was fabulous.
8. I went to the Don Strange Ranch (yeah, where Miranda and Blake Shelton got married!) to celebrate two more of my friends, Jill and Jerry, get married. Just gorgeous.
9. Went to Vegas for a super fantastic birthday celebration which included a cabana by the pool, lots of Dayquil (b/c it's not a trip unless I have an ailment), and Britney Spears (you may have seen my posts). Thank you to Tara, Rhonda, and Panda (aka very important person).
10. Left Kirksey Architecture and took a job at W.S. Bellows Construction where my first weeks were spent working out of what was basically a storage room. No worries, I have since upgraded to a big-girl office with a window.
11. Moved into a super cute house owned by my friends, Tara and Rhonda, with that very important person I met at said wedding reception. We have a grill. It's totally official.
12. Was over the moon for not one, not two, but three engagements! My sister and cousins, Audrey and Stephanie. 2015 is going be one big ol' party full of love and cake. Who could ask for more?!?

I'm going to stop there b/c you are probably ready to sign off. If there was a huge life event that I completely forgot and you were a part of, I'm truly sorry. It's not because you aren't important to me or the time we shared was forgettable. If you'd like, leave me a comment so we can relive the amazingness all over again. 

Thanks for reading and I'll try to post more random stuff that floats around in my brain. Till next time.

Love and shoes,
Kimberly

P.S. One more to grow on, while I was sleeping one night, a bug was flying around, the sound got louder, and then BAM! the bug was stuck in my ear. MY EAR! I screamed, flipped on the lights, woke up Chris, ran to the bathroom, and jammed my ear as close to the light as I possibly could. It worked b/c the bug was drawn to the light and came out. I asked Chris what it was like seeing that and all he could say was "I don't want to talk about it" so it was THAT good/gross. Oh, and it was a carpenter ant which might seem small but anything fluttering around in your ear at 4:30am (or anytime for that matter) is a BIG EFFING DEAL.

If I were a boy...

I could go raid my girlfriend's closet because everything is now available in 'Boyfriend' cut.

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT???

Ladies, we've come so far in this world and now we're trying to dress like boys? BOYS?!?! Not even distinguished gentlemen! I, for one, think it's beyond frustrating. I have yet to see a large portion of women who actually look good in this cut. They THINK they look good (Sarah Jessica Parker) but in reality, they just look sloppy and that they've pooped their pants. Yeah, that's hot. REEEAAAAL hot.

Now, I will admit, not everyone is curvaceous, and that, my friend, is why they offer straight leg. Moving on.

I'm not built like a boy nor do I want to dress like one. We have such beautiful prints and patterns and materials why on earth would we want to go in a boy's closet and put on their baggy ass jeans? Oh, and then roll them up and throw on some Toms like that is making things any better. Puh-lease.

I was on the Gap website and almost lost my shizz when I saw boyfriend cut blouses. Those words don't even go together. boyfriend | blouses ? NO! Boys don't wear blouses. Well, I suppose some do but that's a whole other post. Girls wear blouses thus they should be cut for girls, well, women actually.

I've spent a good portion of my adult life looking for a damn safety pin in the morning because I have a slight gap between those ill-placed buttons in the boob area of my shirt. Now with this boyfriend cut I'll have to duct tape the entire shirt in order to get it close to being buttoned up. *Note to self: hit up the hardware store after Gap.

Now, if they are simply taking some of the bagginess out of these shirts, can we not think of a more fitting name? Say perhaps, oh I don't know FITTED??? I'm no dummy. I know marketing is partly to blame for this but I'd love to see those numbers on how these items are doing in the stores. Although, like I said, there are women walking around in these articles of clothing just kidding themselves that they look chic and hip.

I am taking a stance that the boyfriend cut has got to stop immediately. Join me in my cause by rocking clothing that celebrates the woman's body, not disguises it in some adolescent boy's wardrobe. We are beautiful creatures who have curves and must endure some of THE most annoying things in life, i.e. child birth, menstrual cycle, menopause, etc., please don't make us also endure the ugliness that is boy jeans for girls. We already work in a man's world, we don't need to dress like them, too.

You be the judge, which cut is more flattering?

Poopy, Boyfriend pants

Flattering, Women's Pants



Love and shoes,

Kimberly

Curly Coo(per)

Photo of the day goes to the deliciously hot and ADORABLE Bradley Cooper. Check out his new 'do for his upcoming role in a 1970's film. Guuuuurl, where you goin' all dolled up???

I have to say, it might not be his BEST look but he's still pretty dang handsome.

Love and shoes,
Kimberly

Should you feel like a hot mess...

Just take a look at these people and you'll feel a whole lot better aobut yourself. These are tragic outfits. TRAGIC.

First up we have a relative of Big Bird. A very distant relative. One that is only brought up after Oscar the Grouch has had one too many white russians with Cookie Monster and starts revealing the skeletons of Sesame Street. Any who, seems her milk glands have come in nicely and the feathers are an effective way to attract all the attention to her growing bump, cuz that's what every pregnant woman wants. Good job on looking tarred and feathered, literally. I have four words for K-Dash: Bye, Bye, Black Bird. 

Enter the Abominable Snowman, aka Lindsey Lohan, aka this is what your style looks like on drugs, aka I blame her parents, aka WTF happened here?

This last one just baffles me. Julianne is so cute, petite, and bubbly. I don't understand ANY of these, um, err, looks? It's like she's trying to be edgy but those baby blues shout All American Girl. Jules, just accept your inner American Sweetheart and put on a Ralph Lauren number so we can all go on about our day.

Love and shoes,

Kimberly

Happy Hearts Full of Love

Hi Everyone!
Happy Valentine's Day! Remember to share your love every single day.

Note: These shoes are hideous but they make me laugh and I have to give credit for no monkey toes hanging over the front. The pedicure is a nice touch as well;-)

Love and shoes,
Kim

That Game where Beyonce is Performing

Hey Gang-
So today is Super Bowl Sunday! I've been looking forward to this day ALL YEAR. That's right, the entire 2013 all the way up to February 3rd the only thing that's been on my mind is dudes running up and down a field in tight, spandex, cropped pants. Heeey! Nothing gives me more pleasure than watching football, hearing my dad yell at the TV, and placing bets on who is going to walk away with the Championship.

Have I laid enough sarcasm down for you? :-)

It's really not all bad. I mean, for instance, me and the girls at work were talking this week about teams, and since our home team, The Texans, aren't in it, we were going over reasons for the teams we're backing. After a long, exhausting session of Google Image searching for photos of the Quarterbacks, I've decided to go for the Ravens. Here are my knowledge-based nonsensical reasons:

• The Raven's colors are purple, yellow, and black (totes fierce) so I def have to root for them. The 49ers are gold and red and that really does nothing for me.
• As my good friend, Allie, noted, the Raven's Quarterback, Joe Flacco, resembles an actual raven. His hair is black as night, super thick, and forms a widow's peak, much like a raven. His eyebrows are bushy too, further proving he is part bird. It's science. You can't argue with science so that's, that. Oh, and I can yell "Go, Joe" or "Go, Flacco" and it rhymes. Win. 

  

  "I look like a Raven?"

  

  "Dude, that guy looks like my brother."
  

• My dad is rooting for the Ravens and in sports situations, a girlie girl who doesn't know much about football always goes with Dad. A dad would never steer his daughter wrong...on purpose. Note: If the 49ers win, I won't blame my dad as I really don't give a damn about this game, but you didn't hear that from me.
• The Ravens are an actual thing! I'm no dummy. I know a Raven is a bird and a 49er is just some name they came up with for San Francisco b/c all the other good mascots were taken. I think the Elephants are still available. How cool would that be? Or what about the Giraffe? Those beasts can be feisty when they're pissed. You did know their necks weigh 500lbs, right? I think that's more frightening than fools rushing for gold. Note: Form a mascot committee and assume the position of Creative Director.
• The Raven's quarterback is a bit older and someone needs to throw that old bag a bones a big, shiny, Mr. T-like super bowl ring. That young, spark plug, beefcake Kaepernick has plenty of time to shine, and shine he will. If my Super Bowl decision was based on looks, I'd be rooting for the 49ers, but I'm deeper than that and as you can see from this list, I base my decisions on facts, people!

Well, there you have it folks. If you were on the fence regarding who to cheer on from your cozy couch with a beer in hand and queso-filled bellies, I hope my painstakingly thorough research has helped you pick your team. I also hope you realize this post is just to make you laugh and I'm not a degenerate. 

Go, Joe! (see how fun that is!)

Love and shoes,
Kimberly

P.S. This post is dedicated to Allie and Stacy who helped me through my super bowl struggle and for telling me I should blog about my stealthy team-picking strategies;-)

Your hair makes me 'Blue'

No ma'am.

Not only do we have to endure her media tour in which she has done nothing but talk about rehab (b/c she didn't know how to deal with life. her words. i swear), how she feels bad about being a cheater/homewrecker, and how sexy her husband is, now we have to endure hair experiments gone wrong. She'd be better off wearing her crimped hair in a scunci.

Love and shoes,
Kim

2012: Tying Up Loose Ends

I think at the end of every year, a lot of people, if not all, take a moment to look back and take stock of what happened, what they learned, what they want to change, and hopefully, their blessings. I am one of those people. This was my 2012.

Family. Though they're already 1, I watched my baby cousins, Maddy and Logan, continue to grow, learn, and get more adorable by the day, possibly minute. We haven't had a baby in the family for about 18 years and the addition of these two awesome blessings have almost rejuvenated our family. It's not like we were in shambles, but as everyone gets older, we move further down our paths and life gets busy but somehow, Maddy and Logan have been magnets, pulling everyone back together again. I believe it's reminded us how awesome our family is and how much support is available at all times. Sure, we're crazy but whose family isn't? What it comes down to is that there is love and a whole new crop is on the horizon and it's pretty amazing to watch. (Side Note: While babies are the cutest things ever, childbirth and childrearing are still two of THE most terrifying things. Ever.)

Friends. Relationships take effort. Friendships take effort. You have to make the effort. Period. Oh, and I'm not talking about writing on people's Facebook walls or 'liking' their photos. I'm talking about a real, bonafide effort to show up and to nurture that relationship. I know I can say with each year that passes, I'm more and more thankful for my friends. I've been amazed at the support and love that has been shared over the past year and I was a part of it. I was lucky enough to be in their lives and they in mine. Friends are the family you can choose, so why not take advantage? I hope all my friends know how much I love each and every one of them, because I do.

Career. Let's be honest, we all have dreams of being something other than what we are currently doing, and in time, those dreams might come true or they may morph into something else. I will fully admit I have big dreams that don't involve being a marketing coordinator, but I also know I am very lucky to be where I am and fortunate that I work in a healthy environment. Maybe 2013 will bring new paths. Who knows? I do know that my dreams won't stop and goals will continue to be set and (hopefully!) met.    

Love. Well, I haven't found 'the one' just yet and quite frankly, it's frustrating at times. Not for the reasons you might think. Not because I want to plan a wedding, pick out china, wear a pretty white dress, or have a baby. No, those are not the reasons at all. Frustrating because it's fun to share your life with someone who wants to share theirs with you and to me, that doesn't seem like a tall order. Also frustrating because I see bozos all the time that find each other and it's a travesty. I mean like Grade A bozos who treat each other poorly. Ugh, so sad. And for me, as I've gotten older and more mature, what I really want and what's really important is becoming clear and simple. I'm not looking for a husband. I'm looking for a partner in crime, a teammate, a best friend. A person who gets me, can make me laugh, and has a good heart...oh, and if I'm putting a wish list together: cute, good kisser, and loves dogs. Not too much to ask and if he becomes my husband some day, that's a bonus. There have been some good ones, but still looking for that special someone going into this new year. Here's to lucky number 13!

Fun. There has been NO lack of this in 2012. This is yet another reason why it's good to have good people around, they make life SO much fun! If I had a better memory I'd start listing all the hilarities, but I can barely remember what I did yesterday, and I'm not even lying. Now what was I talking about? Oh yes, fun! I've seen some great concerts, been on some fantastic trips, laughed my ass off on the regular, and have made some great memories (Thanks to social media and camera phones, I don't have to remember them all). I can't wait for next year. What's so great about fun is that it's free and it's around us all the time. You just have to be fun enough to spot it.

2012

You were good, you were fun

I've collected my memories and am still on the run

Another year older and another year wiser

No rest for the weary, no time to be tired.

You brought the laughs, you brought the tears

We've all had our share over the years

I look forward to more and wish for good cheer

To my friends and my family, I love you another year.

Love and shoes,

Kimberly

From Songbird to Jailbird

Fiona Apple was arrested in the Texas border town of Sierra Blanca on Wednesday night for possession of marijuana. You know what else they should have arrested her for?

THAT SHIRT!

While the ill-fitting, straight jacket-esque, horizontal black and white stripe shirt is appropriate for a prison visit, it's not okay in real life. I guess it's all gone downhill since her Lilith Fair days in the 90s. 

Hey Fiona, wake up, drink a milkshake, and get a mirror.

Love and shoes,
Kim

*Public Service Announcement*

I'm sure most of you have seen these heinous things, but I have to share my disdain for such a travesty in fear some women out there might not know what to do when faced with such fashion vomit. First line of defense: run. run away quickly. Second line: scream and beat them senselessly.

Not only are these horrendously unflattering on everyone (toddlers excluded) they don't even have their own department. I found these in the accessories section of Dillard's with the belts and scarves. Pants are not an accessory but even the department stores don't know what to do with these dreadful things.

Ladies, if you know what's good for you and the good of the public, please, please, PUH-LEASE stay away from these leggings of evilness. There are so many other options for colorful bottoms. We don't need to be traipsing around looking like clowns stuffed in ribbed sausage casing.

This concludes my public service announcement. As you were.

Love and shoes,
Kim:-)

On a more personal note

All of my blogs have been about fashion, but this time, I felt the need to get a little more personal. I enjoy writing and it's not always about shoes, so I figured, this is my blog and I can post any random nugget that comes to mind. Am I right? Besides, everyone could use a little inspiration every now and then. It's a little long but I hope you enjoy:-)

Love and Shoes,
Kim

A Letter to My Younger Self

Hey Miss Priss, yeah you, the one with all the sass. I'm you, 15 years from now, here to give you some advice so listen up and listen good.

You'll stress about fitting in the right crowd and the right pant size. There is no 'right' crowd and pants will never fit you the way you want them too, but you'll be just fine. That's why dresses were created, and lucky for us, they never go out of style!

You'll wonder is my hair straight enough? Are my shoes cool enough? Do I have the right friends? Will I get married?

You're hair is curly, always will be, and older women will tell you to appreciate it till the day you die, which will piss you off because you clearly know more than they do, right? Wrong. The invention of the hair straightener will change your life until you realize you live in Houston and will battle frizz no matter how much product you shellac on there. Deal with it. People are dying of Cancer. You can deal with curls.

Never worry about your shoes. You will have a shoe room that people will make fun of but really envy, you'll have the keen sense of knowing a shoe can make an outfit, and will develop a reputation for having fabulous shoes. You will choose a cute wedge over a flat any day of the week knowing it's not good for your sawdust knees but, damn it, it makes your legs look longer, and in the end, that's all that matters.

Your friends are the great loves of your life. Women that get you, appreciate you, and will back up any crazy idea you can ever dream up. Keep them close to your heart and never let those friendships go. They will become women you admire and lean on for the rest of your life and are completely and utterly irreplaceable. You always make time for friends.

As for marriage, hell if I know! We're 32 now and we've had quite the ride. You win some, you lose some, and you date some real ass clowns that could be contenders for Douche bag of the Year. You're going to get your heart broken into a million pieces, hate them for doing it, blame yourself, compare yourself to the new whores, I mean, girls, and then hate them all over again. But guess what? You'll live. You'll date. You'll love. All I can say is that you've got some great stories for your memoir, should you ever choose to write one. It's a concrete jungle out there and you are quite the lioness, just don't show your fangs all the time. There are some good ones out there.

You're body image will never be what it should be: 100% positive. Appreciate what you have and how you look at every moment, because with each year, or minute, that passes by, it gets that much harder to lose weight; to fit into trendy clothes; and to get your ass dressed in the first outfit you choose, which will NEVER happen, so figure out when you should start getting ready and back it up about 15 minutes. You'll complain that your weight is a byproduct of a faulty thyroid, when in reality, it's the food that goes down your throat. One day you'll be taking shots in your Forever 21 top that could double as an ice skaters costume and before you know it, you'll be having a conversation with your friend about how you prefer a mid-rise cut over a low-rise jean. WTF!?! My thoughts exactly. But it happens in the blink of an eye. Just remind yourself that you are beautiful, and no matter what the mirror tells you or what you think in your head, you are NOT a heifer that should just wear a pillow case with a belt.

You're going to worry about money, savings, 401Ks and salary and then you're going to go out and buy a car, one of the worst investments you could ever make, but you love it, and the fact that you couldn't unlock your driver-side door was reason enough to go into debt. You're going to wonder about your jobs, if you should follow your passion, and where life is going to take you. Don't be afraid of the fear because it will paralyze you. Hold on to what you love and keep that in your sight. You will be scared to make big moves, but if you are ever going to find your happiness, you're going to have to let go of your security blanket. Take the leap.

You're going to think your family, immediate and extended, is crazy, and they are, but they are also the people who will mold you, teach you, love you, and provide you with some of the best material for jokes and impersonations to last you a lifetime. Your mom and dad will do anything for you and will love you more than anyone in the whole wide world, no matter what you do, so never take that for granted. They gave you life! Your sister will be your best friend, the person that can make you laugh the hardest, and will always be there for the ups, downs, and everything in between. She might be 4.5 years younger, but she'll turn out to be one of the biggest inspirations in your life.

So, now that I've delivered a few tough pills to swallow, let me spell out the moral of this story. Life is confusing and tangled but it's also beautiful and amazing. There will be days when you feel like you are on top of the world and then there will be days where you could just give up. You will feel accomplished and left behind all in one week. You'll feel ugly and pretty all in the same hour! But let me be clear, you are who you are, there is no one like you, you are loved, and that is enough. You are enough. Cheers!

P.S. You love dogs more than shoes. Shocking, I know!

DSW Rewards Card: It's Worth It!

Hey Fashionistas!

As we all know, shoes are fabulous, and shoes at a reduced price with coupons are even more fabulous. I'm SURE you have all been to DSW before and have been asked to be a part of their rewards program. If you haven't signed on, I suggest you get with the times. I've been a member for quite some time and have graduated to being a Platinum Member, naturally;-)

Truth: you sorta feel like a celebrity when you go to check out and they say "Hi Ms. Russell. Congratulations on being a Platinum Rewards Member." hehe!

But what does all this mean, you ask? Well, if you love shoes, this points program is the bomb dot com. With every dollar you spend you get so many points and rack up those awesome coupons that much faster. I recieved a $30 off entire purchase coupon the other day (it's already been spent) and those are RARE, my friends. You can also keep track of your points online and use them with any online purchases you make. It's so easy and convenient. They even offer a cute little key chain card so the savings are never far away.

This might be old news for you, but for those of you that are new to the game, stick with me, kid. Get the card and keep the addiction alive at an even cheaper price!

Just FYI: I got 4 pairs of shoes for $140 because I had two coupons as a reward for all the hardwork I've put into my shoe collection:-)

Shop on and save big!

Love and shoes,
Kim

New York State of Mind

I recently took a vacation and visited my cousins, Jenny B and Johnny B, in New York City and had a blast! This wasn't my first time but it was definitely a first in regards to the feeling I had while I was visiting. I went by myself, a little older, a little wiser, and knowing a little bit more about who I am. I was able to have more of an open mind and really take in what the Big Apple has to offer its own and visitors alike.

Now being more in tune with my love of fashion I was able to absorb the intricacies of the city and people. New York is a place where you can truly be you, wear what you want, and nobody will give you a second glance, unless they want to ask where you got that fabulous scarf or John Lennon-esque platform shoes;-) Sure you can dress however you want no matter where you live. This is America after all. But let's face it, some cities are a bit more accepting when it comes to risky fashion statements.

Block after block, borough after borough, I saw men and women strutting their best (and worst) without a care in the world. It was refreshing and inspiring. We went to Brooklyn one day, land of the hipsters, and even though I'm not a hipster, I was welcomed with open arms.

See, that's just it. Everyone has a place, a spot, a home, a runway, and you are free to WURQ in whatever fits your fancy.

 

 

 

I heart you and thank you, New York. You are the Apple of my eye:-)

Love and shoes,

Kim